The Gilbert Arenas Swag Award

The Gilbert Arenas Swag Award will go to anyone who produces an outstanding quote in the world of sports. Not surprisingly, it will usually be awarded to Agent Zero himself. However, we are going to start out with this gem by Carlos Zambrano of the Chicago Cubs...

"I want to sign with the Cubs before the season starts," the Cubs' pitching ace said in an interview on WGN-TV, according to the Chicago Tribune. "If they don't sign me, sorry, but I must go. That's what Carlos Zambrano thinks."

Congratulations to Mr. Zambrano, and I hope he enjoys his new contract with the Yankees after the season.